Trump, In Verse

In regards to what my dick did –
this judge’s totally conflicted.
Let’s not delve into my sex life
during current and/or ex-wife.
(I, of course, have two ex-spouses.)
I’m not charged o’er what arouses
my libido, but some pay-off.
Every Wednesday is a day off
from the courtroom, where I’m muted
(but just how has been disputed).
Yet, when Stormy took the stand
some heard me cry out, “Bullshit!” and
I was admonished by His Honor.
I deny I was upon her
or did anything illicit.
Testimony was explicit
and intended to distress me.
Stormy said I got undressed – we
had a brief go (missionary).
I deny it – au contraire,
I never shtupped her anywhere.
Now, this case is not about sex,
so let’s see what facts come out next.
I seem flustered by all this, while
my team pushes for a mistrial.
Still to come: what my defense is
as regards these rogue expenses.
What was sowed, am I now reaping?
We’ll see. Right now – back to sleeping.