I gave a speech. I screamed and spit.
Not much new, all the usual shit.
On Biden, a full-on assault:
Whatever’s wrong now? All his fault.
One year ago: our country, dead –
and here’s some other lies I said:
Somalis all deserve our wrath.
Drug prices down (don’t do the math).
I’ve settled wars; at last count, eight.
Gas price w-a-a-y down in every state.
Inflation: not what I suggested.
18 trillion bucks invested.
The list of all facts I misstated
went on long and unabated.
Some say I was bellicose,
and to the truth, I came not close.
Barely pausing, I orated:
flustered, rambling, agitated.
Trying to get my point across
(with Epstein Files my albatross),
this speech seemed rushed and unrehearsed.
It ranks among my very worst.
So, what led to this free-for-all?
I snorted too much Adderall.
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