Pulling My Comb-Over Out

There’s never been a President who’s worked as hard as me.
That Georgia traitor, MTG, has now discarded me.
I’m checked out by top doctors whose exams are very boring.
I don’t sleep in my office since you never hear me snoring.
Three times I’ve now “aced” testing for my cognitive ability.
My ego also scores high – if you are measuring fragility.
To say that I am “slowing down”? That borders on sedition,
or maybe even treason; at the very least, perdition.
The New York Times prints FAKE reports, so they’re committing libel.
I’ll swear to that in court, one hand upon my branded Bible.
Affordability’s a hoax by Dems, to hear me tell it.
Perhaps I shouldn’t say that… and I certainly can’t spell it.
I’ve got more rants and raves to share; so many not yet seen.
But all is a distraction from those files about Epstein.