Trump, In Verse

He can fight his little heart out
if he turns down my demands of him.
At Square One he can start out,
as I wash my little hands of him.

His people call him “hero”;
I continue to think less of him.
The gratitude shown? ZERO –
so who cares if my plan stresses him?

I want his swift decision
to accept (these talks excluded him).
Their border? Much rescission –
but a few small bones we threw to him.

First, Marco said the Russians
were the ones who had dictated this.
Then, faced with repercussions,
came a pivot: we created this.

I’ve lost patience with Zelenskyy;
this proposal favors Putin.
Fish or cut bait – and we’ll then see
whose side I’ll take this dispute in.