Trump, In Verse

As everyone is now aware,
the Epstein Files will be released
I signed that bill, though I don’t care
about that pervert in the least.

One single, solitary rep
put forth a vote to try and shield me.
Everybody else said, “Yep!” –
which made reprieve for me unwieldy.

Pam Bondi says laws will be followed,
though she claims some info – new –
might make that promise hard to swallow,
making their release taboo.

There’s other things to be discussed;
I still insist Epstein’s a hoax.
And one more thing: I’m still nonplussed
by Jimmy Kimmel and his jokes.