Trump, In Verse

Investigate the Democrats!
Their names appear in many chats;
no need to waste your time with me.
And also: Drop Dead, MTG.

There is no need to probe my vices
as I lower grocery prices.
Coffee, beef, some fruits, tomatoes;
what goes up… the old cliché goes.

These emails are another hoax,
yet panic their release provokes.
What’s been released has made me sweat,
and folks – you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.