Trump, In Verse

I’m neither king or dictator, but rather a unique blend
of the two. I work my ass off for this country (not on weekends).
I saw all those people protesting, and most of them looked whacked out.
I believe the crowds were very small, based on my inexact count.

Some are calling me a “king”; I’m not a king, you know. But – guess what?
You could label me a potentate, an autocrat, or despot.
I believe in our democracy – except if you oppose me.
And I won’t release the Epstein Files, which clearly would expose me.

I put out an A.I. video, where I dumped something putrid
from a jet all over protesters, who say that I’m unsuited
for the job that I am holding. And to them, I will say this: it
means the ass I’m working off (but really aren’t) – you all can kiss it.