Trump, In Verse

I’d love to fly a fighter jet!
I’d be the very best, I bet.
While darting in and out of clouds,
I’d happily dump shit on crowds.

Those people who proclaim, “No Kings!”
would find out just how bad it stings
to have poo in their eyes and nose
because my reign they dare oppose.

I’d skywrite: “May I have a word
with all of you? Go eat a turd!” –
then use their gripes as an excuse
to fly o’erhead and drop a deuce.

Upon the heads I’d watch the splatter
of POTUS-branded fecal matter
to quell protests across the nation,
using my own defecation.

You’re Antifa? Then I’ll skewer
your dissent with my manure.
This video I made explains
that Donald Trump has shit for brains.