Trump, In Verse

I am your President, DJT –
you should not dare make fun of me,
or criticize the things I do.
If so – I’ll make life hell for you.
I’ll call you by a nasty name
(my followers will do the same).
If you refuse to fall in line,
your reputation I’ll malign.
If you allude to some of my sins –
I’ll take steps to pull your license.
Any inkling of dissention
may result in your detention.
Your defense is “Bill of Rights”?
Just know I’ve got *that* in my sights.
Don’t ridicule my orange skin,
since it is famously quite thin.
Of course, you have a right to speech,
but – “free?” Now, that’s an overreach.
I rant and rave, attack, confuse,
to keep Epstein out of the news.
You don’t think Charlie Kirk was sainted?
With my wrath you’re now acquainted.
Next before you speak, think twice –
or you will pay a heavy price.