Trump, In Verse

If you’re wondering just how low my son Donald, Junior will go,
here’s the proof: the meme he posted where I’m tossing a green dildo
at some women playing basketball – an action he finds comical.
He is not a sexist hater; he just loves things anatomical.

I have children from three marriages; the eldest is my namesake.
He and I see most things likewise, and we often have the same take:
we attack those who abhor us, we love women garbed so scanty,
and we both have our addictions: me to Coke, him to nose candy.

He became starved for attention when I parented my next boy,
then a daughter, and another… lastly, Barron. Now, this sex toy
that is pictured in the meme shared is his latest online shtick,
where he tries to win my favor while still thinking I’m a dick.

It is said that once the apple falls, it’s found close to the tree.
While I’m not sure what that means, perhaps it does apply to me –
since it appears my offspring and myself are cut from common textile.
There’s no question as to tone of what we’re likely posting next: vile.