Trump, In Verse

Watch her lips move like a machine gun,
with those lies spit out rat-a-tat.
There’s a better brain? I’ve never seen one –
twisting truth like an acrobat.

She is now a star in the press room –
but that’s mostly due to her face.
She is clearly one of the best whom
puts reporters back in their place.

She professes that I’m hardworking,
since she’s seen it with her two eyes.
In the background, my thoughts are lurking
as she feeds horseshit to you guys.

As inflation keeps up its steep rise,
and my actions get extra scary –
Karoline says, “Give him the Peace Prize!”
There’s no better press secretary.