Trump, In Verse

I used the word “OBLITERATE”
to prove that I am liter-ate.
Its meaning? Clear and absolute:
destruction, of which no dispute.

You’ve got an argument with that?
Then you must be a Democrat.
All those now in the GOP
have sworn to me their fealty.

No question that a bunker buster
bomb could fuck things up a cluster.
Iran’s nuke weapons hopes are ruined –
that’s a fact; don’t need reviewin’.

And while it’s not yet known for certain
just how bad their program’s hurtin’,
Hegseth says, “No mystery –
The greatest op in history.”

The war is over; fire is cease-.
Now, where’s my Nobel Prize for Peace?
Please give it to me quick – before
Iran rebounds to start a war.