Trump, In Verse

Habeas corpus is SO overrated.
The concept, my lawyers now claim, is outdated.
My power as POTUS (your favorite, no doubt!)
lets me be the decider of who gets kicked out.

Sent out to explain all of this – my boy Stevie.
(His last name is Miller; he looks kinda skeevy.)
He said we could do this in times of “invasion”
(but that’s just a code word for “must stay Caucasian”).

There’s no need to put folks in front of a judge.
I don’t care if the courts disagree; I won’t budge.
Any jerk in a robe can insist on a writ,
but since they are all Marxists – I don’t give a shit.

Executive Actions are my magic wand.
Once they’re signed, as I wait for the bench to respond,
I have people snatched up and thrown out on their keister
(one student, from Tufts – a court action released her).

Habeas corpus means “you have the body”.
My claims to dispense with it seem rather shoddy.
Yet I will keep pushing for rogue deportation –
ignoring foundational law in our nation.