Trump, In Verse

I’m 100 days in office, doing things you never saw:
Golfing every single weekend. Disregarding every law.
Not believing in due process. Tariffs leading to confusion.
Canning those I call “disloyal.” Pegging trans folks for exclusion.
Handing pardons out like candy. Making allies very nervous.
Letting DOGE proceed unfettered as they’re gutting civil service.
Begging Putin to stop bombing. Don’t need Canada for plywood.
And when asked who should be pontiff, I (of course) responded, “I should.”
Cryptocurrency’s a scam. Therefore, it’s no surprise I sold it.
As regards the Constitution, I’m uncertain I’ll uphold it.
Showing pictures of tattoos (quite unaware of photoshopping).
Claiming I’m the most successful while my polls continue dropping.
Tanks and soldiers on my birthday; costly plans for a display of it.
If all this counts as “achievement” – we can’t stand for one more day of it.