High Time for Concern

The military types I’ve fired, despite qualifications,
had refused to put my interests up above what were our nation’s.
All summarily replaced at the request of Laura Loomer,
so the Insurrection Act I can invoke – or that’s the rumor.
I’m awaiting a report before declaring insurrection.
(I’m so giddy at the prospect that I’m getting an erection.)
Then, an Act would be suspended, known as Posse Comitatus
(which I will not say aloud; it gets stuck in my epiglottis).

Now, the Insurrection Act’s been used before, throughout our history –
but the reasoning behind my plan is something of a mystery:
I keep saying that conditions at the border are horrendous,
so I need to send some soldiers there in order to defend us.
Yet – the number of encounters at the border has declined,
and the threat these crossings pose seems to exist just in my mind.
Some say specious claims I make to paint this situation harsh will
then be used so I can make a declaration of Law (Martial).

It appears, perhaps, this strategy feeds into my pursuit
to make my reign over our nation unconstrained and absolute.
I’m ignoring every judgment made against me, it would seem –
even dragging both my feet complying with the Court Supreme.
These discussions around whether civil rights would all but cease were
focused on a proclamation I would issue forth this Easter.
So, 4/20 is the date when all these freedoms I’ll be strippin’ –
that’s the stoner’s holiday. How apropos, since I be trippin’.