Trump, In Verse

I was asked, “What is a woman?” (should be XX, never he/she).
I jumped right in with my answer – which I said was sort of easy:
I said women can have babies under certain circumstances
(which, since I got Roe v. Wade thrown out, will sure increase their chances).

And a woman is much smarter than a man could ever be;
sees a man’s chance of success and takes it from him cleverly.
This was said while swearing in Alina Habba, who is great.
(She’s been sanctioned by a judge, and is a fan of Andrew Tate.)

I think gender is determined at the moment of conception.
You are born a man or woman, no cross-over or exception.
And a woman is a person who’s been very badly treated
(such as either of my first two wives, on both of whom I cheated).

In conclusion, I said men should never play in women’s sports;
it’s a 94% concern, I read in some reports.
I’ve gone after several states on this, invoking Title IX.
Never mind the AMA – gender can not be reassigned.

We’re gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women, too.
I said this just the other day, while hoping no one miscontrues
my meaning: I’m the President who favors women’s fertilizing.
Once again, my thoughts on women make no sense. That’s unsurprising.