Trump, In Verse

Members of a group entrusted to protect our nation’s secrets
It seems we sent an invite to a journalist
to join us in a clandestine, though fraternal, list.
The group of us were preparing for something big; will
we discuss it out in the open? No, let’s use Signal.

Everyone on the chat thread – (other than one guy;
it seems as though Michael Waltz was whom this was done by)
all members of the Trump team, its highest echelon.
Houthis are what we’d train our aggression on.

Our chat was quite detailed and highly vigorous;
focus on security – not so rigorous.
Texts flew back and forth; all sorts of views found,
laid out there in plain view for a newshound.

Then, much to this top circle’s complete chagrin,
shit-hitting-the-fan screeching would soon begin.
Much of our gabfest sure sounded classified.
Our strategy now: cover your ass and hide.

Ratcliffe, Tulsi Gabbard, also Kash Patel
summoned before Congress facing backlash from hell.
Rage came from the Dems, none from the GOP.
Will anyone’s head roll here? We’ll wait and see.