Trump, In Verse

If you vandalize a Buick, or a Chrysler, or a Ford –
that’s a common misdemeanor; your offense can be ignored.
But to sabotage a Tesla? That calls for incarceration:
20 years of harsh imprisonment, served in another nation.

We should ship you to El Salvador, in shackles made of steel.
That will teach you to show disrespect toward Musk’s automobile.
I’m attempting to help Elon out; some efforts are ad hoc –
like my head of Commerce urging you to purchase Tesla stock.

We set up a Tesla dealership right on the White House lawn:
hurry down and make a purchase before all of them are gone!
There are policies against these types of actions; I abhor them.
So, like any other rules or laws I don’t like… I ignore them.