Impeachy-Keen

I’ve kicked out some Venezuelans (I prefer to call them “hombres”;
I’ve used language far more worse – this was on one of my more calm days).
They were flown down to El Salvador, case closed. But then some harebrained,
crooked, radical left lunatic said, “Turn around the airplanes!”

Any rulings made against me I will simply just ignore,
since they’re made by bungling judges whose persuasions I abhor.
I have called for their impeachment (I’m an expert on that topic)
since I’m smarter than those jurists, as their brains are microscopic.

I’m not bound by laws or customs; my behavior’s unrestricted.
I refuse to be denied, rebuked, chastised, or contradicted.
I claim every single system in our government is broken,
irregardless of performance. End of story – I have spoken.

Then John Roberts made a statement, very powerful yet brief,
where he called me on the carpet and appeared to give me grief,
saying calling for impeachment wasn’t really apropros…
He’s some sort of legal expert? What the hell does that guy know?

If a judge lines up behind me (Aileen Cannon), that is cool.
But a judge who tries to cross me? I’ll impute that they’re a fool.
I don’t care what any court says, via mandate or decree.
Who’s the ultimate authority in every instance? Me.