Trump, In Verse

I gave a lengthy speech at the Justice Department –
but what I spoke of mostly was Just-Me.
My list of grievances (the list was à la carte) went
on as I pledged to expose my enemies.

I said that I’m the real chief of law enforcement.
The DOJ was full of lying and abuse.
I gave Mike Flynn an unequivocal endorsement
(headed for jail until my pardon sprung him loose).

I said if anyone should murder a policeman,
I would ensure the penalty they get is death.
(Of course, my January 6 Day One release plan
set cop attackers free; ‘twas stunning in its breadth.)

I said that under Sleepy Joe the nation’s crime surged,
though the statistics that I quoted were suspicious.
In light of “weaponizing justice,” here’s what I’ve urged:
get rid of prosecutors who I say are vicious.

While I have hand-picked Bondi as Attorney General,
I made it clear that I’m the one who’ll keep a lookout.
Since my relationship with ethics is ephemeral,
I’ll twist the law until it breaks – then throw the book out.