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RFK, Jr.
Poor diet causes measles; I am very sure of that.
But those fries from Steak ‘n Shake – the ones now cooked in rendered fat –
are so tasty and delicious, I can trumpet with impunity:
if we fed them to our children, they’d indeed convey immunity.

A nutritional authority, with knowledge deep (not shallow),
so you know there is good science in my sanction of beef tallow.
While these fries are filled with nutrients, some more could be delivered
if these tasty spuds were fried in oil deriving from cod liver.

Please don’t think that my embrace of fries contributes to malaise:
they should not be drowned in ketchup; never, ever mayonnaise.
I’m opposed to use of seed oils, such as soybean, corn, canola.
These things I claim make quite clear: I don’t know shit from shinola.