The Cheesy Stands Alone

I turned on the tariffs – but then, just days later,
turned some of them off, since stocks started to crater.
Then, following that – the ones targeting Mexico
I also shut down. Which among will be next to go?

Justin Trudeau I am friendly with – somewhat.
And playing ping-pong with these tariffs seems dumb, but
I know what I’m doing. Yet, if stocks keep slidin’,
I’ll blame all the chaos on Sleepy Joe Biden.

Two billion in payments I halted: unfrozen
when one of the justices – whom I had chosen –
aligned with the liberals up on the bench.
And John Roberts can go fu… er, pardon my French.

All the workers I fired at the USDA
now must be reinstated; yet more disarray.
While I roar like a lion within the White House –
it sounds more like the squeak of a (transgenic) mouse.