Trump, In Verse

In terms of what my first month back in office has accomplished,
the polls suggest I’m beating out the Father of Our Country.
His legacy was focused; mine’s hyperbole and pomp – which
means I’m clearing out huge forests, while George chopped down just that one tree.

I often make up polls with facts that only I envision.
I double-down on falsehoods, never offer an apology.
I’m counting on compliance, so the Democrats’ derision
has provided many potholes on my road to self-mythology.

George led us through a real war. (I have launched one based on commerce.)
He built the nation’s capital. (I routinely stiffed my laborers.)
He froze at Valley Forge. (I found my personal Vietnam worse.)
He stepped away from power. (I plan not to, through enablers.)

Comparisons to Washington require some audacity;
of all who’ve held the office, I think I’m the most tremendous.
When speaking, you can count upon my limitless mendacity.
George couldn’t tell a lie – whereas the ones I tell are endless.