Elon Musk
When I took over Twitter, this idea was first germinated:
Email me with what you did last week, or else you’re terminated.
It’s a very simple ask – please send me bullets, roughly 5;
a failure to respond means from employment you’ll soon be deprived.
The President and I would like to know just what you do for us,
to help us understand if you’re essential or superfluous.
Do not include attachments, links, or anything that’s classified.
This summary is due by Monday night – or else your ass is fried.
Perhaps you did some filing, typed a letter, or went to a meeting.
Comb your memory banks – but don’t use Outlook, since that would be cheating.
Surely you’ll recall what you accomplished in exchange for wages.
Don’t remember? As regards your future – that’s disadvantageous.
The recently installed head of the F.B.I. (that’s Kash Patel)
said his folks can pause their responses; I say he can go to hell.
Your quick reply will help us thin our personnel down to a small force.
We’ll get back to you – as soon as Donald Trump gets off the golf course.
Trump, In Verse 
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