Trump, In Verse

DOGE has found a ton of fraud
(just where – we can’t quite pin it down).
And yet, I’ve pledged to share the wealth
with all of you (once it is found).

I throw around the “billions” word
as if it’s bills stuffed in a sack.
Musk’s sophomoric team at work
(though common sense they clearly lack).

Those firings? Indiscriminate –
the baby thrown out with the bath.
And yet, we keep continuing
absurdly down this primrose path.

While I keep picking petty fights,
I’m letting Elon run amuck.
The guardrails on this exercise?
It’s clear that I don’t give a £u¢k.

Although I claim I’m popular,
I’m sinking quickly in the polls.
And that’s because it’s Putin, folks,
who’s operating the controls.