Social Insecurity

Can you believe we’re sending out a bunch of monthly checks
to tons of people who are older than most anyone expects?
I claim we’re sending many millions out to people who were born
a hundred years ago – before there was a thing called “online porn.”

Words from Elon Musk: “Although it’s very clear that I am higher
than a kite on ketamine – we’re sending payments to vampires.”
Centenarians (and older) are still listed on the spreadsheets…
How could they be getting money when they’re literally deadbeats?

Elon also found one person who appears as old as dust is –
he’s three centuries plus sixty (wonder where his Bank & Trust is?).
Think of how all of the interest from those checks has now compounded,
with deposits being made before our nation had been founded.

Some have pointed out these people have, in fact, long been deceased,
but the accuracy of my claims I care not in the least.
So-called “facts” I’ll misconstrue and bet that no one calls my bluff:
you’ll believe all this is true as long as I lie long enough.