Trump, In Verse

I think that the Ukraine should not have started this long war.
I think that David Copperfield should not have asked for more.
I think the choice that Sophie made was probably correct.
I think the power of the President should be unchecked.

I think the job that Elon Musk is doing is fantastic;
his kinship with the truth, as mine has been, is quite elastic.
I think that Norman Bates was just devoted to his mother.
I think two terms are not enough, and I should get another.

I think that Ross and Rachel were not really on a break.
I think I’d rather double-down than cop to a mistake.
I think it’s best for us to seize the Panama Canal.
My reasoning? Can’t furnish a coherent rationale.

I think in 2020 the election had been stolen.
I think that Mitch McConnell’s got his head right up his colon.
I think that Hans and Anna were a cute twosome in Frozen.
I think my nominees were all the worst I could have chosen.

I think I am an expert in most every single field;
confronted with the facts, I won’t acknowledge them or yield.
I offer MAGA Kool-Aid and so many take a drink…
Democracy’s destruction will come sooner than you think.