Not Subject to Inspection

I’m a firm believer in extinguishing abuse –
but those Inspectors General? For them I have no use.
I’ll violate the rules that regulate these wanton layoffs,
while certain all these IGs will be glad to get the days off.

I’ve got no use for “rats” (that’s what I call a whistle-blower);
I’d like the wheels of justice to revolve a little slower.
Let any lapse in protocol be swept under the carpet;
abandon oversight and let it sink into a tar pit.

Eliminating watchdogs and replacing them with backers,
handing pardons out to all those Capitol attackers,
signing countless orders that defy the Constitution…
Clearly, my priority is seeking retribution.

Nothing I’ve done so far makes your day-to-day life better;
rather, I’ll dismiss the law (both spirit and the letter).
Either you support me, or you’ll have to jump aside –
buckle up for what will be another bumpy ride.