Trump, In Verse

Have you seen my portrait? It’s the new one that’s official.
I stare at you with steely eyes; skin color: artificial.
A look described as “go hard” by my team; tough and severe —
the kind of guy who’ll make sure his detractors disappear.

Compared to Andrew Jackson, my hairline is far superior.
Washington and Lincoln are to me, I claim, inferior.
Biden was the very worst – he took the crown from Carter.
John Quincy Adams was quite smart… but I am even smarter.

It’s said I look like Elvis (not by others, just by me).
The MAGA crowd compares me to their savior, Jesus C.
I’ve fibbed about my weight and also made claims I am taller,
and zealously refuted certain body parts are smaller.

While I’ve made recent comments that reflect well on McKinley,
to laud the other POTUSes? I just don’t have it in me.
The history books are where my predecessors’ exploits each went –
I’ve four more years to boost my record number of impeachments.