Trump, In Verse

Pete Hegseth
How to get through hearings with a minimum of fuss:
~ Blame all allegations on a source (anonymous)
~ Claim that I’m not perfect, but redemption is my story
~ Circumvent the facts and focus more on allegory

Didn’t do my homework; clearly – I’m not qualified.
Had “a child of God” – whose mom was not my second bride.
Unsure of our partners from the countries found in Asia.
Rather than ensure the peace, it seems like war I’d stage a.

I’m a handsome fella; used to broadcast on TV.
That meets all requirements as set by DJT.
Women serve in combat? I’d prefer they not conscript.
Drinking on the job? I swear: won’t take another sip.

Jesus is my Lord and Savior; therefore, I’m devout.
When it comes to torture… well, I wouldn’t rule it out.
Odds are I’ll become the Secretary of Defense.
Odds that I’ll be overwhelmed from Day One? They’re immense.