Trump, In Verse

Recently, a television host asked me some questions (nasty).
In response, I detailed many half-baked plans, with outcomes ghastly.
While unconstitutional, I stand behind them all steadfastly;
never gonna give them up (to paraphrase the great Rick Astley).

Something that I bet will come as unfamiliar news to you:
One foot inside our border – you’re a citizen! (You don’t need two.)
Becoming an American through birthright we must now undo,
and I can end it through a presidential action. (That’s not true.)

I think that I can solve most every problem facing our great nation
through a simple policy I’ll push through, called mass deportation.
Once we thin the herd by kicking out unwanted population,
then all crime will cease to be. (Perhaps a slight exaggeration.)

Here’s a word – “revenge” – that you will not *exactly* hear me call for.
Prosecute my enemies? A job (just like my hands) too small for
me; instead that task is what Patel and Bondi are installed for.
Seeing the J6 Committee locked up is what I’m enthralled for.

Although there’s still several weeks before I will be reinstated,
everyone awaits what I will implement with breath that’s bated.
Some predict disaster – the pernicious kind; unmitigated.
Just how badly all of this will turn out can’t be understated.