Trump, In Verse

Have you been a Fox News host?
Faked your credentials? Like to boast?
Has your head been up in my rump?
Then you could work for Donald Trump!

Funds, perhaps, been misapplied?
Been charged with crimes (that you’ve denied)?
Think 2020’s vote was stolen?
Just for me – you’d trade your soul in?

Is your blueprint for survival
Project 2025? You’ll
swear what makes this country great
is trashing hope; embracing hate?

Was, possibly, the meal you last chewed
on my plane – a spread of fast food?
Christofascism alliance?
Pledge to turn your back on science?

Scrap the résumé submittal.
Competency? I care little.
Based on who’s so far selected –
things will be worse than expected.