Trump, In Verse

Nancy Mace, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mike Johnson… God knows how many others.

If you are a trans person, needing to pee –
I insist you stay out of the stall next to me.
Since the thought of a being like you makes our blood boil, it’s
not right for trans folks to choose their own toilets.

If you were born XY, but claim you’re a lady,
you’re some kind of mutant of whom we’re afraid. We
are born male or female – that’s all there is to it.
It’s part of God’s plan, so no need to redo it.

We deal with what’s fact, and avoid hypothetical.
Our doctrine’s religious (we claim) and not medical.
So we make the rules and enforce their compliance –
all based on our feelings, ignoring the science.

If you were a woman who now presents manly,
and Mary’s your deadname; your new tag is Stanley –
or else you’re a dude who is costumed in frocks –
either way, your is transition is unorthodox.

While our country is faced with concerns that vex, all
that we care about now is who’s in the next stall.
This is not a moot issue we take on naïvely – it
makes us feel righteous to call you a deviate.