This Idea’s Got Some Teeth In It

Here is an approach that all the dentists will abhor: I’d
let my buddy Bobby, Junior take away all of the fluoride.
And the public health improvements through this effort we have gotten
would go quickly by the wayside, and our teeth would all go rotten.

I have offered a post (undefined) to Kennedy the Junior
that would let him go wild on our health, which he’ll starting soon. Your
focus on your own robustness, and our nationwide well-being,
will turn cattywampus once we do what Bobby’s been decreeing:

• “Let’s get rid of fluoride, due to claims (unfounded) of toxicity.”
• “I believe that Covid-19 targets folks by their ethnicity.”
• “Claims that vaccines cause autism are debunked – yet I remain firm.”
• “I assure you that my judgment’s not been clouded by a brain worm.”

As this younger Bobby told me: “Let’s ignore all of the facts, sir…
Who’s your best choice to ensure health? A capricious anti-vaxxer.”
And while virtue and integrity may not be thought his best traits,
he will save Social Security by speeding up the death rates.