Trump, In Verse

I plan on protecting the women. That’s whether they like it or not.
I’ll keep them all safe with some baseline defenses (with extra for those who are hot).
For those who object to my statement, that’s OK; I’ll still offer surety.
Just know I attest they’ll have nothing to fear while I’m keeping close tabs on their purity.

My people said, “Sir, please don’t say that.” They said it was not apropos.
I said that I’m gonna – regardless of any abortions they’ll have to forego.
And who doesn’t want my protection? You’d have to be nuts to decline it.
Of course, this is based on their gender at birth; not for those who opt to reassign it.

I’m proclaimed as a great friend to women (this assertion perhaps self-exalted).
I have met many ladies throughout my charmed life; just a very few have I assaulted.
If I’ve mentioned your beautiful body, then please hold it against me the next time –
but for God’s sake, don’t make accusations; my rap sheet already encompasses sex crimes.

I’ve called women “mean,” “dog,” and “disgusting” – but it comes from a place of affection.
Yet as much as I love ‘em… I’m sure to blame chicks if I lose this upcoming election.
Though you all know my honest opinion – I can grab ‘em where one shouldn’t mention –
the chance that I might become POTUS again should fill all genders with apprehension.