Trump, In Verse

Just one single hour – I mean, real rough –
will most certainly prove to be more than enough
to impart a stern lesson to all of those shoplifters.
(Leaving more room for me, one of the top grifters.)

Word will get out, and this transgression ends.
Would this violate due process? Well, that depends…
The accused may have rights, but don’t be silly, bub –
justice quickly applied vis-à-vis billy club.

My spokespeople claim that I said this in jest –
but as policies go, this is one of my best.
The Liberal Left may express opposition,
but crime ends by beating it into submission.

In just that one hour: au revoir, misdemeanors!
The streets will be safe, and the grass will be greener.
When your nose and my fist have rights that are clashing,
we’ll now say my fist wins. Commence with the thrashing!

The Bill of Rights – toast. I propose Bill of Wrongs:
expedite putting criminals where each belongs.
You break the law? Cops act with fearless impunity.
(Thank God the Supreme Court said I have immunity.)