Aversion Control

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry & A.G. Liz Murrill

If you don’t want to see them, then just look away.
The majority rules, which means they get their say.
These Commandments, of which – we believe – there are ten,
will soon be on display in our classrooms again.

They will all be displayed in a readable font.
Opposition to this? Our response: nonchalant.
It’s a document suited for Christian or Jew.
If you’re not one of them? That’s a bummer for you.

Are you Muslim? Agnostic? Who *cares* what the heck you were?
Our classrooms no longer conducted as secular.
Thou Shalt Not do this, and Thou Shalt Not do that…
All our school superintendents are now theocrats.

Moses, as lawgiver, was the O.G.,
so it’s all constitutional – we guar-an-tee.
This initiative’s kosher, as God is our witness.
Don’t question His rules; instead – question our fitness.