Trump, In Verse

Is she Indian or Black? She can be one or else the other –
but she’s made a sudden turn now toward the dad; away from mother.
She was Indian before. Yet now she claims, since dad’s Jamaican,
she is of another race. That isn’t kosher (just like bacon).

I responded to a question from a very rude press person
and, in front of a Black audience, made quite a foul assertion.
It went downhill from that point. I then compared myself to Lincoln
(as if that would make me sound magnanimous). What was I thinkin’?

You can’t be two things at once, and her attempt at such will backfire.
(Although I’ve been singled out as both a cheater and a liar.)
And – of course – I’ve doubled down; called Kamala a “stone-cold phony.”
Whereas I’m a self-made man (whose fortune comes from patrimony).

It should come as no surprise that I would offer such assertions
since I clearly have disdain for many different-colored persons.
I’ll assail her parentage in hopes the voters will refuse her.
I’m two other things as well – and that’s a bigot and a loser.