Come Crazed and Cursing

Hello, my dear Christians! I find you all beautiful.
Please vote for me now to comply with your duty. You’ll
not have to bother to vote in years hence
since I chose Vance for V.P. – not that traitor, Pence.

In just four years’ time, I’ll have things so well fixed
that there will not be daylight between and betwixt
the beliefs we proclaim came divinely from Jesus
and what others think (only Christian thoughts please us).

While voting in this year’s election’s essential,
you’ll never again need to vote Presidential
since once I’m again rightly back on my throne
I’ll fix everything so good. (I, and I alone).

We’ll get back to life just as Jesus intended
since it’s from his lineage we’re all descended.
Traditional households, from time immemorial,
will once again reign – with my sway dictatorial.

God’s glorious riches? I’ll double your portion
(although I heard boos when I mentioned abortion).
Restored as your Leader (a weird one, albeit),
you won’t miss democracy – I guarantee it.

Like you, I’m a Christian, although unconventional:
ruled less by what’s sacred and more by what’s sensual.
Your vote now ensures “Donald J. Trump – The Sequel.”
I’ll rule over all – but you’ll all be more equal.