Trump, In Verse

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A book full of photos; good for a pre-reader
(or shop Barnes & Noble, since I closed the Borders).
The front cover features my ear – what a bleeder!

Between rounds of golf, all the text was dictated
(I don’t carry writing utensils, just grudges).
This new book – the one for which no one has waited –
is fact-free, but full of wink-winks and nudge-nudges.

I just got the proof and intend to flip through it
to mark any misplaced ellipsis or comma. The
chance Kakutani will choose to review it?
Perhaps even worse than the odds I’ll beat Kamala.