Slay What?

Here’s the latest rant for which I’ve mustered fascination:
Sleepy Joseph Biden ordered my assassination!
Crooked Joe had authorized the use of deadly force;
MTG just said so! (Not a shred of truth, of course.)

Our great Secret Service might be in the line of fire!
(While that wouldn’t happen – don’t you dare call me a liar.)
FBI was given the green light, said MTG:
locked and loaded for Your Favorite President (that’s me).

All the language in the warrant I deride is standard.
DOJ, the FBI, and Biden I’ve all slandered.
Just one more “conspiracy” that’s quickly headed south –
the only thing that’s shot off here is, once again, my mouth.