Trump, In Verse

“Sir, you look a lot like Elvis” is a thing no one has said,
yet I’ve shared a mash-up picture, showing half of each our heads.
I can’t sing a lick of music, and I’ve never worn a jumpsuit –
so, I’d rather hear that folks think Elvis Presley’s looks are “Trump-cute.”

Elvis Presley was the King of music known as rock ‘n’ roll,
whereas I’m more widely known as someone with a mockin’ soul.
He was famous for his hits, like “Jailhouse Rock,” and “Blue Suede Shoes.”
I’ve laid claim for taking steps to quash a woman’s right to choose.

Elvis started out as slender, but in later years was plump.
While you’ll never hear me say it, others banter, “So is Trump.”
Elvis Presley served his nation by enlisting in the Army;
bone spurs kept me from conscription, since I feared someone would harm me.

Elvis died quite prematurely, yet today still tops the charts.
I keep reassuring folks no one can top my private parts.
Elvis generated headlines for his music contribution –
I just made the headlines, too: Trump Not Immune From Prosecution.