Trump, In Verse

Please blame it on me. I’ll accept all the fault –
bringing border negotiations to a halt.
Now my lackey, Mike Johnson, says, “Dead on arrival,”
as I try to squash this bill’s chance of survival.

Such claims of “invasion” have long been my habit.
Know who else has picked up this mantle? Greg Abbott.
He’s stringing up wiring, the kind known as “razor.”
It’s bad for the migrants – but good for fundraisers.

The border’s an issue, one almost intractable;
seems each modus operandi is impractical.
While blocking bi-partisanship is quite craven,
most GOP Congress-folk quickly may cave in.

Greg Abbott’s creating a legal morass
as he blocks fed’ral access into Eagle Pass.
It’s a Mexican standoff that clearly I relish –
please join me in making the next four years hellish.