Trump, In Verse

They asked, “Which one is the whale?”
I said, “It’s that one – with a tail.”
They then replied, “Be more specific.”
I said, “Found in the Pacific.”
They gushed (privately, between us),
“Sir, you’re doubtlessly a genius.”

I then mixed up Nikki Haley
with Pelosi – epic #FAIL. She
(not sure which?) refused the troops…
except that neither did, so – whoops!
The former Speaker, or else Nikki?
Keeping those two straight is tricky.

It appears my brain is slipping;
on reality – lost gripping.
I spend time in many courtrooms,
where the verdict in each tort looms.
What’s quite clear at each event is
I am now non compos mentis.