Trump, In Verse

I know nothing about Hitler, Mao Zedong, or Genghis Khan.
I’m uncertain of which hemisphere America is on.
I believe the noise from windmills is a leading cause of cancer.
In response to any question – I will always fudge the answer.

I have never read Mein Kampf. I’m unaware of Hitler’s works.
I’m sure Viktor Orbán’s loved by nearly all his fellow Turks.
I once said, “Hello, Sioux Falls!” when I was really in Sioux City.
A rogue judge squashed my subpoena for the House Select Committee.

I’m a very stable genius; more intelligent than most.
I have written several books (with some assistance from a ghost).
But I’m not much of a reader – I prefer to look at charts.
And there’s never, ever been a problem with my private parts.

“Two Corinthians” I once described as my top Bible verse.
I’ve been slandered, also libelled – but I’m not sure which is worse.
In the midst of an eclipse, I stared right at the sun directly.
I suggested bleach could clean out Covid, if Birx would inject me.

I’m convinced I’m always right, which means all others must not be.
My believers fall in line when I say 1 and 1 are 3.
When I say that I’m not racist, you must disregard my actions
and ignore how I demean, debase and dump on many factions.

They say ignorance is bliss, therefore I go through life euphoric.
It is also said you’re doomed if you ignore what is historic.
Now I’m saying it was “peaceful,” in regards to my transition.
There’s a word – that I don’t know – describing what this all is rich in.