Trump, In Verse

I lied about a lot of things – so said the panel charged with ethics,
using what were campaign funds for meals and Botox and for sex pics.
I claimed their report was false and littered with hyperbole;
my comrades have now bullied me in writing, also verbally.
If God’s will were to keep me here, I’ve made it clear that I would stay –
but now, God’s clarified His will is I should go far, far away.
The faith that my constituents had placed in me, it seems, was dis-placed.
As I hustled out the door I said with scorn, “To hell with this place.”
I’ve been called a fabulist throughout my time here; that is true –
and that’s because the life that I portrayed, while false, enchanted you.
I lied, and lied, and lied some more – I fudged, deceived, and circumvented.
Now I’ve been expelled from Congress, such a move’s unprecedented.
Just a couple others made to force-quit since the Civil War.
I gave it all I had – which was two shits, and couldn’t given more.